By Doug Clark
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In these perilous days of malice and mayhem, does it really ever pay to leave the house without first pulling on a polo shirt that will stop a .44 Magnum bullet at point-blank range?

And, hey, as long as we’re being careful, why not add to your End Times ensemble by storing your cell phone in a tough custom case with a built-in switchblade?

But don’t stop there.

Say you actually make it into your car without having to lacerate anyone’s spleen.

You can now drive off with the peaceful easy feeling that comes from knowing that your favorite handgun is ensconced safely inside the sun visor that hangs just above your head.

With quick-release button – just in case!

Welcome to the gadget-happy world of Spokane’s own Survival Man, John Adrain.